Happy-Go-Fuck Yourself

I quit smoking cigarettes and now I hate everything. Welcome to my creative outlet, and go fuck yourself.

FUCK YOU, BRUNO MARS. I THOUGHT LOCKED OUT OF HEAVEN WAS A POLICE SONG WHEN I FIRST HEARD IT.

FUCK YOU, GOOGLE CHROME. THANKS FOR MAKING ME CRY LIKE I’M ON MY LADY TIME.

FUCK YOU FEDORAS. GO BACK TO 1920,  YOU DON’T BELONG HERE.

FUCK YOU TED MOSBY. YOU WILL NEVER BE DANNY TANNER.

FUCK YOU TED MOSBY. YOU WILL NEVER BE DANNY TANNER.

FUCK YOU JIM HALPERT. WHY CAN’T YOU BE REAL?

FUCK YOU JIM HALPERT. WHY CAN’T YOU BE REAL?

FUCK YOU KE$HA. WHY ARE YOUR SONGS SO GOD DAMN CATCHY?